An Adult's Guide To Jacob Sartorius
If you are over the age of 15, you probably haven't heard of him. And that's ok.
I am one of you, and I am here to tell you about something you need to know about. It's very likely that you didn't realize you needed to know this, but just trust me on this one.
This is something that you will eventually learn about sooner or later, and you might as well get in early, so can impress all the 10-year-olds you know.
This is Jacob Sartorius, and he's the hot new thing with kids. But also, he's controversial.
Don't worry if those names don't mean anything to you. You're an adult, you have other things going on in your life. All you need to know is they're cute boys who are wildly popular with young girl fans on social media.
He has a song called "Sweatshirt" out:
Sample lyrics (very pre-teen friendly):
"So baby if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end"
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